All the big Halloween parties are tomorrow night, and I just only agreed to participate yesterday evening. I have no idea what to do for a costume. But I have several ideas:
- A Cowboy. Yeah I know... it's lame and incredibly typical of a gay man. But most gay men have plenty of cowboy drag hangin around, so what the hay?
- Steve Irwin. Yep... incredibly distasteful, but South Park beat me to the chase.
- Mark Foley. I just bought a new black suit, and I have several pastel ties and shirts, but would anyone get it without having to explain?
- Chewbacca. The bears at Pistons (where I will be celebrating) will dig it.
- A Priest. This idea is more for Larry because if I'm Mark Foley, then he can be the handsy priest that molested him.
- Britney Spears. I'm fat enough. All I need is a pillow or something to make me look pregnant.
- Rush Limbaugh. I figure all I need is a bottle of Vicodin, a bottle of Oxycontin, a bottle of Viagra, and lots of insults.
- Mel Gibson. Well... I already be drunk. I'll just need brush up on my anti-semetism.
- A Woman. Even straight men are doing it now. Boys will be girls...
- Osama Bin Laden. I won't even have to show up to the party to pull this one off.