I just saw the news on CNN about something very tragic that happend today only miles from my hometown, in the very county where I grew up.Looks like the freak pictured to the right knocked on a woman's door, slit her throat and then stole her infant child. The woman is okay, but her baby is still missing. An Amber Alert and a 'sketch' have been released.
But's it not an ordinary sketch. It's some sort of new-fandangled composite sketch.
"The Amber Alert describes the woman being sought as white, between 30 and 40 years old, about 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighing around 200 pounds."
So, she's fat. You wouldn't really know that by looking at the 'sketch' though.
"Her dark or black hair was pulled under a baseball cap with a worn bill...."
...and she has some bushy fuckin eyebrows. And she may be related to Groucho Marks.
"She appeared to have a female mustache."
NO SHIT.
I'm not trying to trivialize this incident, but DAMN. Whoever gave to police a copy of photoshop, needs to take it away.