Random Shit

In reference to the leaking of the identity of a covert CIA operative, Bush said, "I don't know of anybody in my administration who leaked classified information. If somebody did leak classified information, I'd like to know it, and we'll take the appropriate action."

Later we found out that he personally declassified the information so that it could be leaked. He lied about it and his staff lied about it...over and over again.

Weapons of mass destruction, illegal and warrantless wire-tapping, torture at Abu Ghraib...fuck it. The list gets longer every day and I'm damn sick of trying to keep up with it. Most of us realize that the man's nose is ten times longer than Ron Jeremy's dick. On top of that (Whoa! Bad choice of words) he's a crook, a spoiled brat and a total brownie hound.

I'm truly exhausted with trying to keep up with the scandals, lies and general bullshit that surrounds this man. I've even cut down my television news consumption down to a bare minimum. I mean, watching something every night that does nothing but piss you off is some seriously freaky S&M shit, right?

Speaking of 'shit', I think CNN definitely had the most creative headline with 'The Sh_t Heard 'Round The Wold'. Turns out The Decider a.k.a. Chimpy McKnuckle-Dragger didn't realize that the mic at his table was live while he chatted with lapdog Tony Blair. Oddly enough, I couldn't give two shits about the profanity because the thing that I couldn't believe was how disgusting the man behaved at the dinner table....AT THE G-EIGHT SUMMIT!!

The whole affair is entirely too disgusting for me to think about, and besides, Angry Black Bitch summarizes it all entirely too well.

So, we know he's a liar. Now we also know that he's...well....disgusting. But it doesn't end there...

With friends like The Hammer, Brownie, Turd Blossom, Robby Bobby, Kenny Boy and The Blade, one might ask "At what frat party is this man hitting the beer bong?".

Answer: The G-Eight Summit.

Yes, Georgie has put on his frat boy charm for the entire world to see, which included giving an impromptu back-rub to the German chancellor.

Lying, disgusting, frat fuck.



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